Eyeliner

Pairing: JD/OB (POTC RPS)

Rating: PG-15

Summary: Johnny wants Orlando to join in the joys of eyeliner.

“ You know Orlando, in retrospect I think you might have done well by some black eyeliner.” Johnny is saying, pleasantly. They were having a private party for the opening week of their movie. By private, meaning just the two of them and a bottle of rum.

“ I was just the pretty, dashing, blacksmith. Will Turner and Keith Richards can’t really get any mention in the same sentence.”

“ Still. What about the hat, then? That was very Cher. Very Diva. Dramatic eyeliner goes with that, yeh?”

“ Johnny, you’re impossible, luv.”

Johnny grins, and reaches into his pocket for what Orlando is hoping is a lighter and not…

Two sticks of Maybelline eyeliner.

Orlando almost manages to spit out a mouthful of coke mixed with rum.

“ Blackest black, and Oooh! Shimmering bronze, as it were.”

“ Johnny get those things away from me, mate, or no more rum!”

Johnny is advancing towards Orlando, with a wicked grin stolen directly from Captain Jack Sparrow.

“ Pretty please, Orlando?”

About fifteen minutes later Johnny appears with black smudged ungracefully about his eyes, with Orlando in tow, haven chosen the bronze to complement the color of his eyes and his very tan complexion. Johnny was clearly more skilled in the application of eyeliner, as Orlando had botched Johnny’s up, yet his own was rendered flawless by Johnny.

Johnny stands there for a moment, admiring Orlando.

“ Don’t need any bloody rum, anyway.” He is saying, as he pulls Orlando to him and cups his arse with both hands.

“ Just a bum, eh?” Orlando says breathlessly before Johnny kisses him, hard.